- Jim Rockford: This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
- Bookie: You really want Shim in the seventh? C'mon, that nag couldn't go a mile on a pickup truck. Call me!
- Joseph 'Rocky' Rockford: Did you know that there's only 3 Rockfords in the phonebook? There's you and there's me, and there's that guy from Detroit who got beat up because they thought he was you.
- Jim Rockford: The little guy with the broken glasses?
- Joseph 'Rocky' Rockford: Uh-huh.
- Jim Rockford: I don't know what's goin' on, but believe me I don't want any trouble.
- Torrance Beck: You already got trouble. The only question is whether you're going to wake up tomorrow breathing air or dirt.
- Warner Jameson: Pity we aren't the same age. I could take you out behind the wood shed and we could bash it around for a while.
- Jim Rockford: Well I don't go in for that kind of thing...
- Taxi driver: Add another $5 and you got a deal.
- Jim Rockford: You and my father are gonna get along real good.