Room 101 (TV Series)
Episode #1.2 (1994)
Tom Waits: Self
Quotes
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Ian Hislop : [describing his role as a presenter on the forgotten 1980s talk show 'Loose Talk'] I had to link the show to a large audience who are all either drunk or stoned. And then I had to interview various people and talk to a man called Tom Waits, who had flown in and had what was called "jetlag". As celebrities call it.
Nick Hancock : He'd rolled his own jetlag?
Ian Hislop : He had. I think he'd put a huge amount of jetlag up his nose.
Nick Hancock : Let's have a little look of you dealing manfully with Tom Waits.
Ian Hislop : I can't believe you're going to show this bit.
Nick Hancock : I'm afraid we are.
[a clip plays - Tom Waits is seated in a studio, next to him is Ian Hislop and three other guests]
Tom Waits : [mumbling] Um... part of the reason that I'm here, uh, is to make it, uh, um... clear that I, uh, I do have a new piece of work that's out. Unfortunately...
Ian Hislop : [interrupting] Can I suggest you plug it a bit louder? I mean, if that's what you're over here for?
[awkward silence. Waits looks at Hislop irritably]
Ian Hislop : The record?
Tom Waits : I'll plug it in my own damn way.
Ian Hislop : It's just very soft.
[a couple of people in the studio audience clap and cheer]
Tom Waits : Well, I think you can hear me, can't you?
Ian Hislop : Yeah, but I'm fairly near.
Tom Waits : Well...
[Hislop turns to the guests on his other side]
Nick Hancock : [watching the clip] Looks round for help.
Ian Hislop : [watching the clip] Doesn't get any!
[the other guests say nothing then turn away from Hislop and Waits and start talking amongst themselves]