Corey Haim: Matthew Wiggins

Quotes 

• Matthew Wiggins : So how'd I do?

  Nick Chase : Hey, she was ready to rip your clothes off.

• Matthew Wiggins : Look, Nick, everybody here has someone to be with, and I got you. Look, no offense, buddy, but I was hopin' for more.

• Matthew Wiggins : Yeah, look at them, Nick. Look, they're walkin' around with their hands in each other's back pockets.

  Nick Chase : Someday you'll be that guy.

  Matthew Wiggins : No, I just wanna be his hand.

• Matthew Wiggins : Well, buddy, I guess it's just you and me, forever and ever.

  Nick Chase : There's gotta be another way.

• [auditioning together for a DJ position] 

  Matthew Wiggins : I-I-I don't know how to sound.

  Nick Chase : Come on. Think what people wanna hear in a DJ.

  Matthew Wiggins : Okay, they like them to sound relaxed.

  Nick Chase : Okay, you can be relaxed. Just... take a breath.

  Matthew Wiggins : And warm.

  Nick Chase : Matthew, you're a warm guy.

  Matthew Wiggins : And sexy.

  Nick Chase : I'll handle THAT.

• [auditioning for radio via a live broad commercial] 

  Matthew Wiggins : [reading from script]  "You know something? I'm hungry. How 'bout you, buddy?"

  Nick Chase : [stiffly]  "Mmm. I'm starved. I sure could go for one of those delicious Aloha Pizzas topped with tangy pineapple?"

  Nick Chase : [off script]  What am I sayin'? That's disgusting.

  Matthew Wiggins : "Or the delicious Luau Pizza with mango and passion fruit. It'll make you feel like you're doing the hula."

  Nick Chase : That's not a pizza! A pizza is tomatoes and cheese and... you fold it onto your mouth and it oozes out and you end up in the dry cleaners.

  Matthew Wiggins : "Aloha-oe. They all sound scrumptious. A-and don't forget to try out our new diet pizza."

  Nick Chase : Oh, now they gone too far.