Roseanne (TV Series)

Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down (1991)

Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris

Quotes 

• Jackie Harris : [Booker's in a moose costume and won't let Jackie know who he is]  Come on, take off the moose head.

  Booker Brooks : I already told you, you might be disappointed and I don't want that to happen until after we've had sex.

  Jackie Harris : You're pretty sure of yourself.

  Booker Brooks : Well, hunting season starts tomorrow, so it's now or never.

• Jackie Harris : What's with the blood?

  Roseanne : [nonchalantly]  Oh, I killed Dan.

• Jackie Harris : [both in black dresses and wigs]  Who would've thought we'd both come dressed as Morticia Addams?

  Crystal Anderson-Conner : You're Morticia? Oh that's okay then, I'm Elvira!

  Jackie Harris : We still look like the Judds from hell.

• Booker Brooks : There's something that I've been wanting to ask you ever since we broke up. Why'd we break up?

  Jackie Harris : You were seeing somebody else.

  Booker Brooks : So it *was* my fault. I was afraid of that.