Rosemary & Thyme (TV Series)

The Memory of Water (2004)

Felicity Kendal: Rosemary Boxer

Quotes 

• Martin Frazer : [Commenting on the judge as he walks by]  Imagine him in women's underwear.

  Rosemary Boxer : Does it work for you?

  Martin Frazer : A bit too well. I had to stop.

• Rosemary Boxer : [On the phone]  Just one more thing... Is there any place decent we could stay?

  Martin Frazer : [laughing]  Well, that depends on what you class as decent.

  Rosemary Boxer : Walls and a roof.

• Chris Stevens : I'd like to know how you do a post-mortem on a tree.

  Rosemary Boxer : [Cupping her hands around her mouth sarcastically]  With a chainsaw.

• Laura Thyme : What's your experience with goats?

  Rosemary Boxer : None.

  Laura Thyme : Chickens?

  Rosemary Boxer : Only in soup or sandwich form.

• Rosemary Boxer : It's hard to sleep easy when you have been burnt out of hearth and home.

  Laura Thyme : [Exasperated]  It's a tent!

• Rosemary Boxer : We daren't trust anybody!