Roswell (TV Series)

Skin and Bones (2000)

Majandra Delfino: Maria DeLuca

Quotes 

• Maria : Girlfriend. Like, I know that we bonded over the summer, but I'm not quite ready to show you the bod just yet.

  Max : No. I was just wondering if you'd heard from Liz yet.

  Maria : Not since you asked me an hour ago. No.

  Max : I heard you on the phone with her.

  Maria : Max, little advice. The girl goes off to some aunt in Florida for the entire summer and barely says good-bye to you. In layman's terms, she blew you off big time. I mean, and look at you. Look, you're like a groveling dog.

  [in a whiny voice] 

  Maria : Have you heard from Liz today? Did Liz call?

  [end whiny voice] 

  Maria : No. That's no good. Look, you've gotta play it cool, all right? Let her come to you.

• Maria : So, I hear ex-cons are really great in bed.