Laugh-In (TV Series)

Sally Field, Terry-Thomas, Joby Baker, Godfrey Cambridge, Jerry Lewis, John Wayne (1968)

Dick Martin: Self - Host

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Quotes 

• Dick Martin : That's hogwash and poo.

  Dan Rowan : It's neither one.

• Dick Martin : And above all, remember these three little words: don't argue.

  Pretty Blonde : But that's only two little words.

  Dick Martin : See, you're learnin'.

• Dan Rowan : Hey, somebody threw a rock through the window with a note on it.

  Dick Martin : What's it say?

  Dan Rowan : [reading the note]  Windows fixed: five dollars.

  Father Time : Here we go down memory lane again, folks!

• Dan Rowan : Hey, did'ya hear about the guy who lit a cigarette in the dynamite factory?

  Dick Martin : No, where is he?

  Dan Rowan : Room 46. 47... 48...

• Dick Martin : Hello, Mr. Wayne.

  John Wayne : Goodbye, Mr. Martin.

  [Dick falls through a trap door]