Quotes
Sally Field, Terry-Thomas, Joby Baker, Godfrey Cambridge, Jerry Lewis, John Wayne
Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In
- John Wayne: The program you have just seen is true. Only the writers will be changed to protect the innocent.
- Sally Field: My father's an Elk, a Moose and a Lion.
- Terry-Thomas: Oh really, what zoo does he live in?
- The Parson: The fact that the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away doesn't make the Lord an Indian giver.
- Henry Gibson: I think it's a crying shame that they don't make any more zeppelins. They don't make any noise, and they make nice holes in the clouds, too. Let's hear it for the zeppelins. Blimp!
- Dick Martin: And above all, remember these three little words: don't argue.
- Pretty Blonde: But that's only two little words.
- Dick Martin: See, you're learnin'.
- Goldie Hawn: I love everything about you English! Especially your muffins.
- Terry-Thomas: Thank you very much, my dear. I feel the same way about you...
- Sally Field: [clutching a fake Oscar] I wanna thank all the members of the Academy for these two fun-filled weeks here at West Point.
- Announcer: In defiance of numerous requests, we will now proceed with the entertainment portion of Rowan and Laugh's Martin-In.
- Patient: Doc, after the operation, will I be able to play the piano?
- Doctor: Oh yes, certainly.
- Patient: That's funny, I never could play it before.
- Father Time: That's always been one of my favorites.
- Dan Rowan: Hey, somebody threw a rock through the window with a note on it.
- Dick Martin: What's it say?
- Dan Rowan: [reading the note] Windows fixed: five dollars.
- Father Time: Here we go down memory lane again, folks!
- Dan Rowan: Hey, did'ya hear about the guy who lit a cigarette in the dynamite factory?
- Dick Martin: No, where is he?
- Dan Rowan: Room 46. 47... 48...
- Judy Carne: I didn't mind when he said Grace at the dinner table, but when he kept mentioning her name in his sleep, I really got mad!