Laugh-In (TV Series)
Guest Starring Douglas Fairbanks, Jr. (1968)
Douglas Fairbanks Jr.: Guest Performer
Photos
Quotes
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Douglas Fairbanks Jr. : Only 34,239 commercials until Christmas.
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Douglas Fairbanks Jr. : Scientists say that heavy smokers are less appetising to man eating sharks. But I refuse to give up smoking just to please a fish.
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Douglas Fairbanks Jr. : If Scrooge could see Tiny Tim today, he'd take back that Christmas goose and cook it himself.
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The Sultan : Behold, my son. Someday all of this will be yours, if you only give up that nonsense about hairdressing school.
