Roy Rogers: Roy Rogers

Quotes 

• Les Barton, Carnival Owner : Hey, stranger, come here and help me stop this fight!

  Roy Rogers : Listen, if it's a private fight, I don't know...

  Les Barton, Carnival Owner : They ain't got any right fightin'. They're ruining my property!

  Dale Evans : Your property? How come?

  Les Barton, Carnival Owner : Oh, they're the stars in my carnival show. If they ruin themselves, they ruin my property.

• Mary Barton : These mules are sure onery!

  Roy Rogers : My partner here claims he knows a lot about mules. Maybe we can get him to help.

  Jake : Yeah, he looks kinda mule-eared to me.

  Pat Brady : Listen here, sonny. I was skinnin' mules when you was wearin' diapers as goin'-to-meetin' clothes. Let me at 'em!

• [while rehearsing his bullwhip act, Joe deftly coils his whip around Pat's face] 

  Joe : You didn't feel that did you?

  Pat Brady : No, I didn't!

  Roy Rogers : Where there's, ah, no sense, there's no feeling.

• [Pat is reluctant to serve as the bait in Roy's trap] 

  Pat Brady : Are you sure you know what you're doin'?

  Roy Rogers : I'll be right behind the fence. If you get in any trouble, I'll know it before you do.

  Pat Brady : You and your ideas. I feel like the little brown hen who was fixin' to catch the hawk.