Sanford and Son (TV Series)

A Pain in the Neck (1976)

Redd Foxx: Fred G. Sanford

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Quotes 

• Panjib : May the river of your age soon spend itself out and disport you on the sands of eternal well-being.

  Fred G. Sanford : And may the muddy waters of the Mississippi run up your Taj and out your Mahal.

• Doctor : This is remarkable! A total body acupuncture cure.

  Fred G. Sanford : That's right, Doc, and by a cactus, not you.

  Doctor : So?

  Fred G. Sanford : So I suggest you acupuncture your bill.

  Doctor : I don't understand.

  Fred G. Sanford : Stick it.

• Panjib : [Trying to teach Fred a yoga position called the "Flower of Traquility]  Are you having a problem with your Flower of Tranquility?

  Fred G. Sanford : [Sound of ripping fabric]  No, I'm having a problem with my Fruit of the Looms!

• Fred G. Sanford : [When Lamont suggests acupuncture]  And now look at this, my only son's tryin' to get me shish-kabobed!