Sanford and Son (TV Series)

A Pain in the Neck (1976)

Tim Herbert: Panjib

Quotes 

• Panjib : May the river of your age soon spend itself out and disport you on the sands of eternal well-being.

  Fred G. Sanford : And may the muddy waters of the Mississippi run up your Taj and out your Mahal.

• Panjib : [Trying to teach Fred a yoga position called the "Flower of Traquility]  Are you having a problem with your Flower of Tranquility?

  Fred G. Sanford : [Sound of ripping fabric]  No, I'm having a problem with my Fruit of the Looms!