Sanford and Son (TV Series)

Aunt Esther Has a Baby (1976)

Demond Wilson: Lamont Sanford

Quotes 

• Lamont Sanford : Look, Pop, try and be a little nice to Aunt Esther. You know she's got that whiplash and that's very painful.

  Fred G. Sanford : How did she do that, anyway?

  Lamont Sanford : Well, she was sitting in the back of Uncle Woody's truck, and she got hit from the rear.

  Fred G. Sanford : Well, how could you tell? Both ends look the same to me.