Sanford and Son (TV Series)

Blood Is Thicker Than Junk (1972)

Redd Foxx: Fred G. Sanford

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Quotes 

• Fred G. Sanford : [Interviewing him]  What do you know about trucks?

  Norman Blood : Hey, I know all about trucks, Pops. Hey, I can take one apart in five minutes.

  Fred G. Sanford : I don't mean stripping them. I mean driving them. You got a license.

  Norman Blood : Oh yeah.

  [Shows Fred his driver license] 

  Fred G. Sanford : [Cringes]  Wooo-weee, you sure take a ugly picture.

  Norman Blood : [laughs it off]  Oh, I had just woke up.

  Fred G. Sanford : Well, if you that ugly in the morning, then you that ugly all day.

• Fred G. Sanford : [Referring to the house and everything in it]  Well, if you quit the partnership, that means when I die, you won't be getting all of this. You know who will be getting all of it? The state of California.

  Lamont Sanford : I don't think the state of California will accept it. They already have enough pollution.

• Lamont Sanford : [fighting with Fred]  And that's another thing - I'm getting tired of you callin' me a dummy.

  Fred G. Sanford : The only reason I call you a dummy is because I call 'em as I see 'em. Dummy.

• Fred G. Sanford : What's your name?

  Norman Blood : [Flexing his muscles]  Well, down at the gym they call me King!

  Fred G. Sanford : Whatta they call you at home, Kong?