Sanford and Son (TV Series)

Blood Is Thicker Than Junk (1972)

Demond Wilson: Lamont Sanford

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Quotes 

• Fred G. Sanford : [Referring to the house and everything in it]  Well, if you quit the partnership, that means when I die, you won't be getting all of this. You know who will be getting all of it? The state of California.

  Lamont Sanford : I don't think the state of California will accept it. They already have enough pollution.

• Lamont Sanford : [fighting with Fred]  And that's another thing - I'm getting tired of you callin' me a dummy.

  Fred G. Sanford : The only reason I call you a dummy is because I call 'em as I see 'em. Dummy.

• Mr. Clifford : [the employment officer interviews Lamont]  What's your educational background?

  Lamont Sanford : Well, I was working towards my Ph.D., but I didn't quite complete it.

  Mr. Clifford : I see. How far did you get?

  Lamont Sanford : About the 10th grade.