- Fred G. Sanford: [Interviewing him] What do you know about trucks?
- Norman Blood: Hey, I know all about trucks, Pops. Hey, I can take one apart in five minutes.
- Fred G. Sanford: I don't mean stripping them. I mean driving them. You got a license.
- Norman Blood: Oh yeah.
- [Shows Fred his driver license]
- Fred G. Sanford: [Cringes] Wooo-weee, you sure take a ugly picture.
- Norman Blood: [laughs it off] Oh, I had just woke up.
- Fred G. Sanford: Well, if you that ugly in the morning, then you that ugly all day.
- Fred G. Sanford: [Referring to the house and everything in it] Well, if you quit the partnership, that means when I die, you won't be getting all of this. You know who will be getting all of it? The state of California.
- Lamont Sanford: I don't think the state of California will accept it. They already have enough pollution.
- Lamont Sanford: [fighting with Fred] And that's another thing - I'm getting tired of you callin' me a dummy.
- Fred G. Sanford: The only reason I call you a dummy is because I call 'em as I see 'em. Dummy.
- Mr. Clifford: [the employment officer interviews Lamont] What's your educational background?
- Lamont Sanford: Well, I was working towards my Ph.D., but I didn't quite complete it.
- Mr. Clifford: I see. How far did you get?
- Lamont Sanford: About the 10th grade.
- Fred G. Sanford: What's your name?
- Norman Blood: [Flexing his muscles] Well, down at the gym they call me King!
- Fred G. Sanford: Whatta they call you at home, Kong?