Sanford and Son (TV Series)
The Defiant One (1977)
Redd Foxx: Fred G. Sanford
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Quotes
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Fred G. Sanford : [to Chinese man in magic store, using very bad paraphrasing] Hi-ee, me and ug-lee, lockee in wristees, needee your helpee.
Chinese Man : [With nary a trace of accent] You don't need me, you need a speech therapist.
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Lamont Sanford : Why don't you each take an ear of corn and start at opposite ends?
Aunt Esther Anderson : I'd like some butter on my end.
Fred G. Sanford : What'cha want on the corn?
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Lamont Sanford : I'll go to a movie or somethin'.
Fred G. Sanford : There's a good one down at the Rialto. You oughtta go down there and see it. I think it's about a revolt in an old age home.
Lamont Sanford : Now that sounds hip. What's it called?
Fred G. Sanford : Caine Mutiny.
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Aunt Esther Anderson : Now what do I do every year about this time?
Fred G. Sanford : Shed your skin?
Aunt Esther Anderson : No. I round up talent for my church show.
Fred G. Sanford : And that's where you belong - in a round-up.
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Fred G. Sanford : [Addressing the salesman in a magic trick store] Maybe you can help me?
Salesman : I doubt it. We deal in tricks, not in miracles.
Fred G. Sanford : Uh, well, then you just the man I wanna see. See, somebody played a very dirty trick on me.
Salesman : I can see. Mother Nature.
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Grady Wilson : I'm rehearsing my magic act for Esther's church show.
Aunt Esther Anderson : He's good, Fred.
Fred G. Sanford : Can you saw a woman in half?
Grady Wilson : Well, not yet.
Fred G. Sanford : Why don't you take Esther and practice.
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Aunt Esther Anderson : Fred Sanford, why is it every time I come over here, you call me ugly?
Fred G. Sanford : Cuz I'm not the type to lie.