Sanford and Son (TV Series)

Coffins for Sale (1972)

Slappy White: Melvin

Quotes 

• Melvin : [Lamont opens the door, and he enters the house]  Hello, Lamont. Hello, Fred.

  [sees the coffins in the living room, and immediately turns around] 

  Melvin : Goodbye, Fred. Goodbye, Lamont!

  [Walks out the door, and Fred follows him] 

  Fred G. Sanford : Melvin, wait a minute! Come back here!

• Fred G. Sanford : [Discussing the coffins]  You know anyone around who can use one?

  Melvin : Well, if he can use it, he ain't no longer around.