Sanford and Son (TV Series)
Coffins for Sale (1972)
Demond Wilson: Lamont Sanford
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Quotes
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Fred G. Sanford : I don't understand you kids today. If I had talked to my father the way you talk to me, you know what he'd have done?
Lamont Sanford : Yeah, he'd have given you one across the lip.
Fred G. Sanford : That's right. And he would've continued on down from there. He whipped from the lips to the hips.
Lamont Sanford : And you think that's the answer, huh?
Fred G. Sanford : Well, it might not be the answer, but it sure was no question when he finished.
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Fred G. Sanford : [after Lamont turned down Nelson B Davis's offer] You dummy! Why didn't to take that offer?
Lamont Sanford : For $30? Pop, that's only five dollars profit, now I'm going to make a killing on these!
Fred G. Sanford : Well, make two killings and get them both out of here!
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Fred G. Sanford : [Discussing the coffins] And they ain't goin' in the house!
Lamont Sanford : Oh, yes they are!
Fred G. Sanford : Oh, no they're not. Over my dead body.
Lamont Sanford : Well, that's one sale we got.
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Lamont Sanford : This is ridiculous! You're ridiculous and I'm ridiculous for being out here with you!
Fred G. Sanford : Then go back in the house.
Lamont Sanford : Don't be ridiculous.
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Lamont Sanford : What do you say pop?
Fred G. Sanford : Don't call me pop you don't sound like sound like no son of min you sound like the son of Frankenstein!
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Fred G. Sanford : What about when all them pigeons gathered on top of Mrs.Johnson House, and I told you that was a bad sign. I said Mrs.Johnson not going to be around long, and within a year She was dead.
Lamont Sanford : Pop, Ms. Johnson was 97 years old
Fred G. Sanford : Well, The Pigeons knew it
Lamont Sanford : They Knew they had to take a rest. Pigeons can't fly forever.
Fred G. Sanford : Well, why they had to rest on top of her roof? You can't Answer that can you?