Sanford and Son (TV Series)
The Engagement (1973)
Redd Foxx: Fred G. Sanford
Quotes
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Fred G. Sanford : I knew if you invited them here there would be something like this I told you I knew it I knew.
Fred G. Sanford : [Looks at Lamont and realizes Lamont set the whole thing up] And you knew it you planned IT!
Lamont Sanford : Wait a minute pop don't jump to no conclusions.
Fred G. Sanford : All I'm jumping to is up side your head!
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Lamont Sanford : [after telling Fred his in-laws are coming to the wedding] Look, Pop, will you stop worrying? They're not gonna be here that long.
Fred G. Sanford : That's what the Indians said when they first saw the white man comin'.
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Fred G. Sanford : And you knew it, you planned it.
Lamont Sanford : Wait a minute pop now don't jump to no conclusions.
Fred G. Sanford : All I'm jumping to is upside your head.
Fred G. Sanford : [Talking to Rev Tremble] Now look here Reverend you didn't preach no marriage but stick around you can preach the funeral!
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Fred G. Sanford : [talking to Donna on the phone] I'll tell you what I'd like to do with that cake I'd like to shove it down Lamont's throat
Fred G. Sanford : [Lamont sneaks in the house and Fred sees him] You know what I said I wanted to do with that cake I'm going to do it
Fred G. Sanford : Lamont Sanford don't know it yet but he is about to star in a new version of deep throat
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Fred G. Sanford : [Referring to Esther] She going to bring Woody the wino?
Lamont Sanford : Yea I believe so.
Fred G. Sanford : That does it I'm going to have to hide my Ripple, my Gin, my Bourbon ,my Rye, going to have to hide my bug spray, my Draino.