Sanford and Son (TV Series)

Fred Sanford Has a Baby (1976)

Bonnie Banfield: Louella Evans

Quotes 

• Louwella : [Fred asleep on couch, Louwella quickly descends the stairs]  Mr. Sanford! Mr. Sanford, wake up! Wake up, Mr. Sanford, wake up! I think it's time.

  Fred G. Sanford : [Groggy]  Yes, the Late Show! Turn it on, turn it on!

  Louwella : No, Mr. Sanford, I'm talking about my baby.

  Fred G. Sanford : Turn it off! Turn it off!

  Louwella : I can't help it. The pains are coming closer and closer together.

  Fred G. Sanford : [Staggering with a heart attack]  Mine too! Oh! This might be the Big One!