Sanford and Son (TV Series)

Fuentes, Fuentes, Sanford & Chico (1973)

Redd Foxx: Fred G. Sanford

Quotes 

• Fred G. Sanford : [Discouraging his son from eating breakfast at Julio's]  Son, come here, let me tell you something. Now, if the Lord had intended you to eat Puerto Rican food, he'd have lined your stomach with Pepto Bismol.

• Fred G. Sanford : [after Grady comes over and tells Lamont that Fred moved out and where, Lamont sits down on the sofa and puts his feet up on the tape recorder, accidentally hitting play again, and before he can stop it Fred comes back over]  Um, P.S. again; Bye, Dummy.

• Fred G. Sanford : [Suggesting a name for Lamont and Julio's business]  I'll tell you what you should call it - Julio and damn foolio.

• Mrs. Fuentes : Buenas dias, Mr. Sanford!

  Fred G. Sanford : And bony knees to you, too.

• Fred G. Sanford : There they are, the four new business partners: Fuentes, Fuentes, Chico and Dummo!

• Fred G. Sanford : [Describing his bed at the flophouse]  This bed is so full of bugs, I feel like I'm sleeping at the watergate!