Sanford and Son (TV Series)
Going Out of Business (1974)
Redd Foxx: Fred G. Sanford
Quotes
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Fred G. Sanford : [to Lamont] Remember that show we saw on TV with that lady that was living with a family of chimpanzees, uh, Jane Goodall? I think it was called "Goodall in the Family."
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Fred G. Sanford : [Coming into the living room and frustrated to find Lamont has brought Ah Chew with him] Gee whiz, you here again? Listen, why do you always hang out with him? You gonna wind up catching yellow jaundice.
Ah Chew : Hey, what have you got, man? Black Plague?
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Lamont Sanford : [after Fred tells Lamont how he's going to make big money by writing his autobiography] You mean to tell me you think people are gonna pay their hard-earned cash to read about "The Memoirs of Fred Sanford"?
Fred G. Sanford : I'm not gonna call it that. I've got some tricky names that I'm gonna put in there. Wanna hear 'em?
Lamont Sanford : No.
Fred G. Sanford : How about, uh, "The Junkcorcist"?
Lamont Sanford : Good night, Pop.
Fred G. Sanford : [shouting after Lamont, who has left the kitchen] I know what I'll call it. I'll name it after you - "The Day of the Jackass"!