Sanford and Son (TV Series)

Going Out of Business (1974)

Demond Wilson: Lamont Sanford

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• Lamont Sanford : [after Fred tells Lamont how he's going to make big money by writing his autobiography]  You mean to tell me you think people are gonna pay their hard-earned cash to read about "The Memoirs of Fred Sanford"?

  Fred G. Sanford : I'm not gonna call it that. I've got some tricky names that I'm gonna put in there. Wanna hear 'em?

  Lamont Sanford : No.

  Fred G. Sanford : How about, uh, "The Junkcorcist"?

  Lamont Sanford : Good night, Pop.

  Fred G. Sanford : [shouting after Lamont, who has left the kitchen]  I know what I'll call it. I'll name it after you - "The Day of the Jackass"!