Demond Wilson: Lamont Sanford

Quotes 

• Lamont Sanford : You know, if Grady gets married, he's going to make you the best man, and you know what that means, right?

  Fred G. Sanford : What?

  Lamont Sanford : You'll be the first to kiss the bride.

  Fred G. Sanford : [Cringes, then]  I'd rather kiss Mighty Joe Young's armpits!