Sanford and Son (TV Series)

Grady, the Star Boarder (1973)

Demond Wilson: Lamont Sanford

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Quotes 

• Lamont Sanford : [In response to Fred's planning a romantic getaway with Donna to Disneyland]  Yeah, but I'd like to know what's so romantic about Disneyland?

  Fred G. Sanford : Disneyland Motel.

  Lamont Sanford : You're a dirty old man, you know that?

  Fred G. Sanford : And I'm gonna be one till I'm a dead old man.

• Fred G. Sanford : [Fred reading a recipe from the newspaper's food section]  Here it is right here. It says, "Tempt your guests with this delicious, appetizing horse diver."

  Lamont Sanford : Wait a minute, let me see that. That's not "horse diver." It's French. That's horz dee ovary.

• Lamont Sanford : [Comes in]  Hey Pop, I'm home.

  [Fred is sitting on the couch looking down and makes a small noise to acknowledge him] 

  Lamont Sanford : What's the matter, Pop?

  Fred G. Sanford : [Down voice]  I'm mad at myself.

  Lamont Sanford : What for?

  Fred G. Sanford : For... talking you into letting Grady stay here.

• Lamont Sanford : [Looking out the window, referring to Grady]  Well, you better think of something quick, because here he comes now, probably thinking about all the peace and quiet he's going to have with his new family.

  Fred G. Sanford : [Camera zooms in on his face]  Or... the peace and quiet he *thought* he was going to have with his new family. You with me?

  Lamont Sanford : [Smiling]  I'm way ahead of you, Pop!