- Fred G. Sanford: [Fred reclining on his bed reading, a knocking is heard at his door] Whoever it is I don't want none of it! I don't wanna play no shuffleboard, don't wanna play no checkers, and I don't want to weave no damn baskets!
- [Knocking persists]
- Fred G. Sanford: Will you go away? I'm smokin' pot!
- Fred G. Sanford: [In response to the question of why Lamont is placing Fred in the retirement home] Y'see, he's going around the world with a bunch of fruitcakes, so say "bon voyage" to the African Queen!