Sanford and Son (TV Series)
Jealousy (1972)
Demond Wilson: Lamont Sanford
Quotes
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Fred G. Sanford : [In the kitchen checking on the rump roast while Donna and Osgood dance in the living room] They ain't doin' nothin' but dancing.
Lamont Sanford : Uh-huh. All I know is he's the dude with the dame and you're the chump with the rump.
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Osgood Wilcox : [Addressing Fred] I did 30 push-ups, 50 sit-ups, and jogged three miles this morning before breakfast. What did you do?
Lamont Sanford : He read Dear Abby, stood up too fast and almost fainted.