- Fred G. Sanford: [Julio, Carlotta and Roberto are shouting at each other in Spanish] Hold it! Hold it! Now we have to start speaking English here. This isn't the unemployment office, you know.
- Carlotta: As Roberto and his mother Carlotta are in the principles office discussing Robertos' language issues but speaking in spanish...
- Principal: Mr Sanford, what are they saying?
- Fred G. Sanford: How should I know. Who do you think I am Fernando Lamas?