Don Bexley: Bubba Bexley

Quotes 

• Bubba Bexley : [after spotting Lamont and Rollo walking into The Gay Blade]  Holy smoke.

  Lucille Pinkney : What is it?

  Bubba Bexley : I'm sorry but I gotta take you home, Lucille.

  Lucille Pinkney : [agitated]  Home? This early in the evening? What kinda jive nonsense is this?

  Bubba Bexley : I'm sorry, but I've gotta go by and see a sick friend.

  Lucille Pinkney : [suspicious]  A sick friend? You ain't never told me about no sick friend.

  Bubba Bexley : That's cause he ain't sick yet, but he's gonna be. Come on.

• Bubba Bexley : [Fred refuses to believe that Lamont might be gay after walking out of a gay bar]  Fred, the name of this place was The Gay Blade.

  Fred G. Sanford : The Gay Blade?

  Bubba Bexley : You know what gay is, don't you?

  Fred G. Sanford : [smiling]  Yeah, that means 'happy'

  Bubba Bexley : [serious]  Not anymore.

• Bubba Bexley : If you see two guys going into a sissy bar, what are you suppose to think?

  Fred G. Sanford : Well, look Bubba, me and you went into one of them bottomless bars, didn't we? That don't mean we stopped wearing pants.

• Bubba Bexley : [Fred and Bubba arrive at The Gay Blade]  I saw Lamont and Rollo go right in there. Look up there. See? The Gay Blade.

  Fred G. Sanford : Well, we better get inside because Rollo was just getting to the house as I was leaving.

  Bubba Bexley : Well, suppose Lamont sees you in there, then what?

  Fred G. Sanford : Oh, they won't see us. Know why? Cause we can sit way in the back, and besides, put these on

  [produces two pair of sunglasses from his pocket and hands on pair to Bubba] 

  Bubba Bexley : I feel kinda weird.

  Fred G. Sanford : Well, that won't mean nothing in there, Bubba.