Nathaniel Taylor: Rollo Larson

Quotes 

• Rollo Larson : [passing Fred on his way to the house]  Hey Pops, what it is?

  Fred G. Sanford : [disgusted]  What it was!

  Rollo Larson : Right on, I see you steppin' out tonight, huh?

  Fred G. Sanford : Well, I was steppin' out but after meeting you it's more like steppin' into something.

  Rollo Larson : [amused]  Jack, you one cold-blooded old dude.

• Rollo Larson : [to Lamont]  You gonna pass up one of the greatest skin flicks of all time and stay home on a Saturday night? Is you a fool?

• Rollo Larson : On the futha brutha!

• Rollo Larson : I saw your old man and Bubba going into The Gay Blade.

  Lamont Sanford : C'mon Rollo, what kind of joke is this man, it ain't funny.

  Rollo Larson : [laughing]  Hey, man, I swear. I swear on a stack of Bibles this high Lamont, the two old dudes was goin' into The Gay Blade, can you get with that?

  Lamont Sanford : Look man, just because you saw them go into The Gay Blade, that don't mean nothing. Look, my father's always looking for weird places to go into. Now, he goes in there and sits at the bar and nurses a can of beer for a few hours, then he comes home and tells me about the whole thing. It don't mean nothing.

  Rollo Larson : Hey, they wasn't at the bar.

  Lamont Sanford : [worried]  Well, where were they?

  Rollo Larson : They was tucked away in a corner.

  Lamont Sanford : Well, they probably just wanted to get a better view of the place, that's all.

  Rollo Larson : And they was wearin' dark glasses.

  Lamont Sanford : [sicing his finger]  Hey look, Rollo, you talkin' about my old man, now.

  Rollo Larson : Hey baby, look here, I'm just tellin' you what I saw!

  Lamont Sanford : And as far as Bubba's concerned, Bubba's been married twice.

  Rollo Larson : Yeah, you know what they say too: 'If you can't hold a job, you change the line of work'.

  Lamont Sanford : You ain't wrapped too tight, Rollo.

• Rollo Larson : It was supposed to be a skin flick classic

  Lamont Sanford : Yeah, well, it was the worst movie I ever seen, man, it was rotten and disgusting. I wouldn't take no girl to see it, I don't know why you took me.

  Rollo Larson : Well, how come you wanted to see it twice then?

  Lamont Sanford : Well, because I couldn't believe it the first time.

• Fred G. Sanford : [privately fearing that Rollo and Lamont might be gay]  Hey listen here. Why you always going out with my son?

  Rollo Larson : Lamont? He my man!

  Fred G. Sanford : [panicking]  Your Man?

  Rollo Larson : Yeah Jack, he's my man, my MAIN man!

  Fred G. Sanford : [panicking further]  Your main man?

  Rollo Larson : [crosses his fingers]  Look here Jack, Imma see you later on. Look we tight partners man. Me and Lamont are just like that

  [enters the house and closes the door] 

  Rollo Larson : .

  Fred G. Sanford : [clutching his chest and looking up to Heaven]  Elizabeth? If you lookin' down on all this, honey... don't look?

• Lamont Sanford : I've already seen your skin flicks, Rollo.

  Rollo Larson : Say, but this one is different, Lamont. It's called 'The Mile High Club'. It's all about these three hundred and fifty swingin' couples in the baggage compartment of a 747.

• Rollo Larson : Hey, what's the good word, Pops?

  Fred G. Sanford : The good word, Rollo, is when you say 'goodbye'.