Redd Foxx: Fred G. Sanford

Quotes 

• Aunt Esther Anderson : [after being insulted by Fred]  Who you calling ugly, suckah?

  Fred G. Sanford : I'm calling you ugly. I could stick your face in some dough and make some gorilla cookies!

• Lamont Sanford : [Lamont speaking with his hypochondriac father notices the book beside him in bed]  Hey, wait a minute, what's that? Don't tell me that's a Bible?

  Fred G. Sanford : What'd you think it is? What's wrong with that?

  Lamont Sanford : Nothing. It's just I ain't never seen you so close to one before.

  Fred G. Sanford : I ain't never felt this close to the one who wrote it before.

• Fred G. Sanford : Why you smilin' at me like Bela Lugosi?

  Lamont Sanford : Well, can't I smile at my own father?