Redd Foxx: Fred G. Sanford

Quotes 

• Aunt Esther Anderson : [after Fred asks Esther whether Elizabeth was ever unfaithful to him]  My baby sister Elizabeth was as pure as the driven snow.

  Fred G. Sanford : Yeah, but who was doing the driving?

• [Grip learns he slept with Esther] 

  Fred G. Sanford : I was once mad at you, but now I feel sorry for you. Because you don't know the difference between a woman and a crocodile!

• Fred G. Sanford : [to Grip]  Elizabeth was as pure as the driven snow. And you looking at the only driver she ever had!

• Grady Wilson : Let me have a drink, please?

  Fred G. Sanford : Okay. Listen, you wanna try one I invented? It's a mixture of Ripple and cream. I call it "cripple." Y'see, after you drink a few of 'em, you walk with a limp.

• Aunt Esther : Let's get it over with Fred, I don't like being alone in a house with an unmarried man.

  Fred Sanford : Listen Esther, if we were alone on a raft in the middle of the ocean, I'd rather kiss an octopus in the mouth.

• Aunt Esther Anderson : Go ahead. I'm all ears.

  Fred G. Sanford : No you're not. You're all mouth.

• Aunt Esther : My baby sister was as pure as the driven snow!

  Fred Sanford : Yeah but who was doing the driving?