- Fred G. Sanford: [Fred and Grady discussing a possible mate for Lamont] This magazine is about Cicely Tyson, and that's the kind of girl Lamont likes.
- Grady Wilson: [Skeptically] You really think so, huh?
- Fred G. Sanford: Absolutely.
- Grady Wilson: Yeah, y'know, Fred, I saw her on TV and she was 105 years old.
- Fred G. Sanford: Oh, you dumb - that was a role she was playing! She must be 30ish.
- Grady Wilson: Thirtyish? Boy, she sure let herself go.