Sanford and Son (TV Series)
My Brother-In-Law's Keeper (1975)
Redd Foxx: Fred G. Sanford
Quotes
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Lamont Sanford : [to Fred, who is sitting at the table stunned after learning his sister married a white man] Hey, Pop, you look frozen.
Fred G. Sanford : Sure I'm frozen. I just got hugged and kissed by Snow Whitey.
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Officer 'Hoppy' Hopkins : [Taking Fred's report of the suspected robbery] That is "thievin' honky." How do you spell that, "honky"?
Fred G. Sanford : Y-T.
Officer 'Hoppy' Hopkins : Y...
[puzzled]
Officer 'Hoppy' Hopkins : Y-T?
Fred G. Sanford : Yeah. Say it again: Y-T, Y-T.
Officer 'Hoppy' Hopkins : Y-T, Y-T...
Fred G. Sanford : Whitey!
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Lamont Sanford : [Referring to the bottle of liquor Fred took with him when he entered the kitchen after being hugged by Rodney] Pop? Don't drink it, Pop.
Fred G. Sanford : I'm not going to drink it. I'm gonna pour it over my body and strike a match to it.
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Frances Victor : [after Fred insulted Rodney and he left; angered] Oh Fred!
[She walks out the door and Fred follows]
Frances Victor : Rodney? Rodney?
Fred G. Sanford : Ah, let him go.
Fred G. Sanford : [Yells the last word in the direction Rodney went] But Fred, he's my HUUUSBAAAAND!
Fred G. Sanford : [Freaking out] Would you shut up! I got neighbors!
[Runs inside and shuts the door]
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Fred G. Sanford : [Bemoaning his sister's marriage] Why? Why? Who needs him? She coulda had the real thing, why live with a pale imitation?
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Fred G. Sanford : [Yelling out the door; not knowing the white man who came in with Frances is him] Hey Rodney!