- Lamont Sanford: [to Fred, who is sitting at the table stunned after learning his sister married a white man] Hey, Pop, you look frozen.
- Fred G. Sanford: Sure I'm frozen. I just got hugged and kissed by Snow Whitey.
- Officer 'Hoppy' Hopkins: [Taking Fred's report of the suspected robbery] That is "thievin' honky." How do you spell that, "honky"?
- Fred G. Sanford: Y-T.
- Officer 'Hoppy' Hopkins: Y...
- [puzzled]
- Officer 'Hoppy' Hopkins: Y-T?
- Fred G. Sanford: Yeah. Say it again: Y-T, Y-T.
- Officer 'Hoppy' Hopkins: Y-T, Y-T...
- Fred G. Sanford: Whitey!
- Lamont Sanford: [Referring to the bottle of liquor Fred took with him when he entered the kitchen after being hugged by Rodney] Pop? Don't drink it, Pop.
- Fred G. Sanford: I'm not going to drink it. I'm gonna pour it over my body and strike a match to it.
- Frances Victor: [after Fred insulted Rodney and he left; angered] Oh Fred!
- [She walks out the door and Fred follows]
- Frances Victor: Rodney? Rodney?
- Fred G. Sanford: Ah, let him go.
- Fred G. Sanford: [Yells the last word in the direction Rodney went] But Fred, he's my HUUUSBAAAAND!
- Fred G. Sanford: [Freaking out] Would you shut up! I got neighbors!
- [Runs inside and shuts the door]
- Fred G. Sanford: [Bemoaning his sister's marriage] Why? Why? Who needs him? She coulda had the real thing, why live with a pale imitation?
- Fred G. Sanford: [Yelling out the door; not knowing the white man who came in with Frances is him] Hey Rodney!