Sanford and Son (TV Series)

My Fair Esther (1975)

Redd Foxx: Fred G. Sanford

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Quotes 

• Lamont Sanford : Pop, if I did what you're asking' me I wouldn't be able to look myself in the face.

  Fred G. Sanford : You wouldn't be missin' nothin'.

• Fred G. Sanford : I'm cookin' my science-fiction special.

  Lamont Sanford : What's a "science-fiction special"?

  Fred G. Sanford : [Holding up a shriveled link on a fork]  The Incredible Shrinking Sausage!

• Aunt Esther Anderson : [Fred gives her lipstick]  I ain't wearin' this - this is the devil's paint!

  Fred G. Sanford : Now, Esther, you gotta choice. Either you put this paint on, or I put a headlight in your nose and drive you through the Earl Scheib.

• Emcee : Joining Mrs. Anderson on stage during her talent portion will be Ted Sanford.

  Fred G. Sanford : [Pops out from behing the curtain]  That's *Fred* Sanford!

  Emcee : Sorry, Fred Sanford.

  Fred G. Sanford : [Pops out again]  G!

  Emcee : [Rolls his eyes]  Fred Sanford G.

  Fred G. Sanford : [Grumbles from behind the curtain as the emcee walks off]  You big dummy.