Sanford and Son (TV Series)
My Fair Esther (1975)
Demond Wilson: Lamont Sanford
Quotes
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Lamont Sanford : Pop, if I did what you're asking' me I wouldn't be able to look myself in the face.
Fred G. Sanford : You wouldn't be missin' nothin'.
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Fred G. Sanford : I'm cookin' my science-fiction special.
Lamont Sanford : What's a "science-fiction special"?
Fred G. Sanford : [Holding up a shriveled link on a fork] The Incredible Shrinking Sausage!