Sanford and Son (TV Series)

Pops 'n' Pals (1973)

Redd Foxx: Fred G. Sanford

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Quotes 

• Fred G. Sanford : [Staggering from a heart attack, holding a bottle of Sangria]  Ohh, this is a big one! Ya hear that, Elizabeth? I'm comin' to join ya honey! With a fifth of flapple in my hand!

  [Recovers, then opens the bottle] 

  Fred G. Sanford : Well, not quite a fifth.

  [Takes a drink from it] 

• Fred G. Sanford : [about to leave with Lamont and Julio for a Mexican restaurant]  Well, wait before we go, I gotta get a bottle of something.

  Julio Fuentes : Oh wait, you don't have to bring a bottle of anything. They got plenty of wine at the restaurant.

  Fred G. Sanford : [Coming back]  I'm not speaking about wine, Julio.

  [Holds up the bottle] 

  Fred G. Sanford : Pepto Bismol.

• Julio Fuentes : [At the restaurant, he pours wine into a glass from a pitcher]  Here, Mr. Sanford. Try this wine.

  Fred G. Sanford : Alright, what's it called.

  Julio Fuentes : Sangria.

  Fred G. Sanford : [Just before he takes a drink]  Oh, what does that mean.

  Julio Fuentes : It means "blood".

  [Fred spits it out and almost chokes. Julio gives him a napkin] 

  Julio Fuentes : It's only a *name*. Because of the color.

  Fred G. Sanford : [Recovers]  Oh. I thought it was something left over from the bullfight.

  [Takes a drink again] 

  Fred G. Sanford : Actually, this is pretty good. Kinda tastes like Ripple that had gone flat. They oughta call it "flapple".

  [Looks in the pitcher] 

  Fred G. Sanford : What's that at the bottom.

  Julio Fuentes : Oh, that's fruit.

  Fred G. Sanford : [Looks again]  Look like garbage.

• Lamont Sanford : [See's Fred in a wheelchair]  What is that?

  Fred G. Sanford : It's a wheelchair. What it look like, a Toyota?