- Fred G. Sanford: When it's supper time it's supper time when it's something else time it's something else time!
- Fred G. Sanford: You see, son, always remember what the Bible says: "He that liveth by the sword shall be stucketh."
- Fred G. Sanford: [to Lamont] I hate to see you take advantage of people. This is Sanford and Son, not Shakedown and Son.
- Emile Bonnet: [after offending Fred] I'm sorry. I didn't mean to laugh at you, but your son did make a funny.
- Fred G. Sanford: Yeah, he's a regular 'Jerk' Benny.
- Lamont Sanford: You know the number Bonnet gave me it was to a McDonald's hamburger place.
- Fred G. Sanford: The question is where is Mr.Bonnet? Maybe you should call McDonald's in Rome.