Sanford and Son (TV Series)
Sanford and Son and Sister Makes Three (1972)
Redd Foxx: Fred G. Sanford
Quotes
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Fred G. Sanford : [Lamont is dating Alice, whom might be his sister due to Juanita telling Fred that Alice is his daughter] Over a hundred million women in this country and the dummy had to fall in love with his sister!
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Fred G. Sanford : If I was to marry Juanita, and you was to marry Alice, Juanita would be my wife, your step-mother and mother-in-law, and Alice would be my daughter and step-daughter. Now that's just too damn much family in this little house!
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Lamont Sanford : Hey, I dance myself.
Alice : Do you really?
Lamont Sanford : Yeah, I can do the Robot, the Good Foot, the Booty Bump, the Crutch and the Hip.
Fred G. Sanford : That don't sound like no dance; that sounds like a serious accident.