- Aunt Esther Anderson: I'm tellin' ya, the man is obviously senile! Up there with that woman! Messin' around!
- Rollo Larson: I don't know, Esther, if you gotta go senile that's the way to go.
- Fred G. Sanford: [Sees her in the living room] Doris!
- Doris Chandler: [Puts out her arms and hugs him] Hello Fred!
- Donna Harris: [Sarcastically puts out her arms, then viciously] Goodbye, FRED!
- Fred G. Sanford: [as she storms out of the house] Donna! Wait!