Sanford and Son (TV Series)
The Engagement Man Always Rings Twice (1976)
Frank Nelson: Salesperson
Quotes
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Rollo Larson : [to jewelry store clerk] Hey, look here, I'm gonna give it to you straight. We'd like to see the cheapest thing you have in a ring.
Salesperson : How about two tickets to the bullfights?
Rollo Larson : Hey, man, you tryin' to get smart?
Salesperson : Oh, nooo, then you and I would have nothing in common.
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Salesperson : [Showing Lamont the store's most inexpensive ring] This ring is $75. It shines in the dark, decodes secret messages and is already engraved. If you want to give it to Marcia, your name is Skippy!