"Sanford and Son" The Great Sanford Siege (TV Episode 1972) - Redd Foxx as Fred G. Sanford

Fred G. Sanford : [shouting through the door to collection agent Hamlin, who is threatening to force his way in] You'll be in a lot of trouble,' cause we gotta lot of friends in washington, D.C.!

Lamont Sanford : That's right!

[Suddenly puzzled, looks at Fred]

Lamont Sanford : We have?

Fred G. Sanford : We must have; it's 80% black.
Fred G. Sanford : Oh, you can't take my refrigerator! That's where I keep my applejack. There's nothing in the world worse than warm applejack and no TV.
Fred G. Sanford : [Repeated line] Put it back in the mailbox.
Fred G. Sanford : Is that what you are, stuck?

Lamont Sanford : Stuck!

Fred G. Sanford : Well, you won't be stuck much longer.

[clutches chest]

Fred G. Sanford : Any day now I'll be goin' to join your mother.

Lamont Sanford : Don't start that again!

Fred G. Sanford : Then you can get a six-year old kid to help you. And it won't be Sanford and Son no more, it'll be Big Dummy and Little Dummy!
Fred Sanford : We could have a little pork and beans now and a little zucchini later. Or a little zucchini now and a little pork and beans later. Or if you like the pork and beans, you can have them and I'll take the zucchini or I can take the pork and beans and you the zucchini so what will it be? Zucchini or pork and beans?

Lamont Sanford : The oven don't work.

Fred Sanford : Oh, in that case, we'll have some cold pork and beans now or...

Lamont Sanford : Would you stop that?

Redd Foxx: Fred G. Sanford