Sanford and Son (TV Series)

The Infernal Triangle (1973)

Demond Wilson: Lamont Sanford

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• Lamont Sanford : [Addressing his father, who is drunk and singing]  You're just full of songs tonight. And what else are you full of, Muscatel?

  Fred G. Sanford : No. We were drinking Muscatel and Ripple. In fact, I call it Muscatipple.

• Lamont Sanford : [after Fred returns from calling a cab at the neighbor's home]  Pop, Judy and I are lovers!

  Fred G. Sanford : [Stunned]  But, I wasn't gone but five minutes.

• Lamont Sanford : Hey, Pop, if women got all these bad qualities, how come you chase after 'em like you do?

  Fred G. Sanford : Well, son, you know what the Bible says. Woman was made from a rib. I can live without a lot of things, but I can't live without ribs.