- Fred G. Sanford: [Offering Jason a drink as they sit down to eat] What about a beer?
- Lamont Sanford: Pop, children do not drink beer.
- Fred G. Sanford: What's wrong with that? It's just got some barley and some grain and stuff in it. Y'know, it's just corn flakes in a can.
- Officer 'Hoppy' Hopkins: [to the nervous Jason] Now don't be scared, sonny, the man in blue is a friend to you.
- Fred G. Sanford: [to the overweight Jason as they prepare to eat dinner] You're always supposed to wash your hands every time before you eat. And from the looks of you, you should have the cleanest hands in the block.
- Fred Sanford: Don't cut your leg on any rusty metal. Know what happens when you cut your leg on rusty metal?
- Jason: No.
- Fred Sanford: You get lock-jaw, then you can't eat no fat burgers.
- Fred Sanford: You gotta always wash your hands before you eat, and from the looks of you, you must have the cleanest hands in town.