Sanford and Son (TV Series)

The Light Housekeeper (1972)

Redd Foxx: Fred G. Sanford

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Quotes 

• Fred G. Sanford : [to Aunt Ethel]  Let me tell you something. If you ain't outta here by the time I count to three I'm gonna take this crutch and wrap it around your head so many times you'd think you were wearing a wooden turban!

• Lamont Sanford : [the last scene, Lamont is headed downstairs]  Well, see ya later, Pop.

  Fred G. Sanford : Wait! Where are you going?

  Lamont Sanford : I'm going to work.

  Fred G. Sanford : And leave me here all alone?

  Lamont Sanford : Look, I just finished making the beds, I fixed your breakfast, you lunch is on a plate in the refrigerator, and there's nothing here that you need me for.

  Fred G. Sanford : But, I'm helpless. What if a burglar comes in here? And you know, they never did catch that Zodiac Killer.

  [Lamont crosses over to the phone] 

  Fred G. Sanford : What are you doing? Who are you calling?

  Lamont Sanford : I'm calling the employment agency to see if Mary is available to come down here today.

  Fred G. Sanford : [Jumps up, pulls his arm out of the sling, and runs over to hang up the phone]  Mary? No, don't call that woman! I don't want her here! I...

  [stops when he realizes what he did] 

  Lamont Sanford : So, you're not so helpless after all!