- Fred G. Sanford: [to Aunt Ethel] Let me tell you something. If you ain't outta here by the time I count to three I'm gonna take this crutch and wrap it around your head so many times you'd think you were wearing a wooden turban!
- Lamont Sanford: [the last scene, Lamont is headed downstairs] Well, see ya later, Pop.
- Fred G. Sanford: Wait! Where are you going?
- Lamont Sanford: I'm going to work.
- Fred G. Sanford: And leave me here all alone?
- Lamont Sanford: Look, I just finished making the beds, I fixed your breakfast, you lunch is on a plate in the refrigerator, and there's nothing here that you need me for.
- Fred G. Sanford: But, I'm helpless. What if a burglar comes in here? And you know, they never did catch that Zodiac Killer.
- [Lamont crosses over to the phone]
- Fred G. Sanford: What are you doing? Who are you calling?
- Lamont Sanford: I'm calling the employment agency to see if Mary is available to come down here today.
- Fred G. Sanford: [Jumps up, pulls his arm out of the sling, and runs over to hang up the phone] Mary? No, don't call that woman! I don't want her here! I...
- [stops when he realizes what he did]
- Lamont Sanford: So, you're not so helpless after all!