- Lamont Sanford: Four thousand dollars by Friday or we lose the Sanford Arms.
- Fred G. Sanford: I think it's farewell to Arms.
- Dan: [Playing poker] What you got, Fred?
- Fred G. Sanford: [Laying his cards on the table] Full house. And meet the musical residents: jacks and fives. Get it - Jackson Five?
- Fred G. Sanford: See, I'm on the longest and biggest winning streak of my life. And it's no time to be saving; time to to be streakin'!
- Aunt Esther Anderson: I wouldn't want to see that.