Sanford and Son (TV Series)

The Older Woman (1975)

Redd Foxx: Fred G. Sanford

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Quotes 

• Lady Customer : [In the dress shop, a customer holds up a wool dress and turns to Fred]  Uh, sir, what would your reaction be to this dress?

  Fred G. Sanford : A rash under my armpits.

• Grady Wilson : I've never seen Lamont act like that before. He's so calm, so serene and sweet.

  Fred G. Sanford : I know it. Maybe there was a full moon and he got bit on the neck by the Flying Nun.

• Grady Wilson : [Upon seeing Fred in a neckbrace]  Wha, what happened to your neck?

  Fred G. Sanford : I had an accident in a truck.

  Grady Wilson : Ohhh, whiplash. Did they hit ya from behind?

  Fred G. Sanford : No. I was in a drive-in movie and I was tryin' to mess around with Fast Fanny and she hit me from the front. They call that "fistlash."

• Fred G. Sanford : What's that I smell?

  Lamont Sanford : Oh, that's probably my new cologne you smell, Pop. It's called "Days in Paris."

  Fred G. Sanford : Well, it smell like "Nights in El Segundo."

• Lamont Sanford : That's why you're you, and I'm me, and that's why I love you.

  [Kisses Fred on cheek] 

  Fred G. Sanford : [Wiping kiss off]  I don't play that.

• Lamont Sanford : Look, have you decided on what you're gonna fix next Tuesday night for dinner?

  Fred G. Sanford : Yes, I've decided. I'm gonna fix something new, something borrowed and something blue, because you're bringin' something old.